Showing posts with label Activities. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Activities. Show all posts

Friday, July 11, 2008

Providenciales - Wednesday 9th July

It's Snorkeling Day! They are due at 12.45 so plenty of time to do the blog and then hit the beach for an hour or so.

Wikipedia: Barracuda
It is wondrous down there, very nice. There are a few horrid development type buildings but as it's low season they are, thankfully, empty, and so is the beach.


The 'Big Blue Bus' (which is white) arrives and I am on my way. I'm very excited as I've not done this in the open sea before, only by the beach. I'm a bit nervous about all the non-human things in the water. This isn't helped by the photos of Sharks and Barracuda Ken showed me last night from his dive the day before. Great, was excited, now petrified - thanks Ken!

Dive magazine: BarracudaThere are two staff: Donny and Jacky (both Canadian) and 6 other snorkelers. An Italian couple who ask lots of good questions which means I learn loads about the area, the fish, etc. and a family from upstate New York (I think).

The Mum and daughters are like Russian Dolls they look so alike I keep staring at them and wondering if they are the same person in 3 ages. I get on with the Mum particularly well as she decides to make me her third daughter and mother me all the way.

Anyway, I digress. After moseying out of the harbour gently Jacky calls out: "Everyone ready?" For what? Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh! That'll be a boat suddenly moving very fast and I'll be the only one sitting right at the front then? It's great, I have a grin from ear to ear (It's hard not to at this speed, my face is stuck this way for 10 minutes). Speed baby - oh yeah.

We get where we're going, drop anchor and Donny adorns mask and jumps straight in the sea. "Come on in everyone." What no instructions? No "The exits are behind you" spiel? No, just get on your fins, your mask and get in with the sharks. Ok, fins on, mask, sort of on.

Now they are all queuing to go down the stairs: stairs or off the side? Off the side you idiot! Superheroes don't use stairs. I sit on the edge. Deep breath, ok Clare you're a swimming Bruce Lee got it? 'HaYarr!!!' I leap off the side doing a little kung-fu fin-kick for good measure. If there were any sharks at that moment I'm sure I scared them off as I don't get eaten in the first 5 minutes.

What I do at this point is try, whilst treading water, to master the art of snorkeling. Which is surprisingly hard. Your brain has to tell your nose not to try and breath in. Rather difficult actually and I swallow at least half the ocean before I master this. Once I do I am overwhelmed with the view. It's like peaking into a secret world, so clear, so many fish - wow.

The next two sites are equally brilliant, more so because I came face to face with 2 Barracudas. The great and petrifying thing about these guys is they just stop and look at you. They're not afraid of you. You obviously can hardly swim comparatively and they are the speed demons of the ocean. They also have lots of teeth and are about 6 feet long - longer than me - great.

The first one is silver and I see it on the second stop. Fight or flight Donny tells me later: I apparently chose flight. I am swimming about thinking "wow, I hope I see a Barracuda", turn around and literally 3 feet from me is a silver one, about 2 feet long. He just looks at me, he's not swimming away, he's looking. I move slowing to my left, he moves slowly to his right. It is at this point apparently that a great splashing was seen heading towards the boat - which would be me panicking. Great, that's attractive and not very Bruce Lee.

After I recover and Donny laughs at me rather a lot I decide to jump back into the water in an "I'll show you" kind of way. I do this but the silver-back is nowhere to be seen.

At the next stop this is the real test. I am near the boat and the Italian couple who have been waxing lyrically about wishing they'd seen 'Silver-back' experience this flight fear as I see them in the distance moving to the boat quickly.

As I look there is a huge black Barracuda right by the boat, around 4 foot I think and just hanging out. I look at him for ages before he moves off and I also head into the boat. I am extremely frightened which is silly as they never attack people but I stay in, and I'm pleased with myself for not missing it.

Sharks anyone? No thanks think I've had quite enough of big fish with teeth. I see tonnes of other fish and have compiled a list of all the wildlife I can remember seeing in my entry 'Wildlife on Turks & Caicos'.

After a hectic day of swimming I meet Ken back at the boat house with tails of Moby Dick. We have dinner and then drink most of a bottle of Rum. It turns out that if you drink a lot of Rum and juice you get decidedly drunk. Who knew?

Wednesday, July 2, 2008

Miami - Wednesday 2nd July

Today is Everglades day. In a worried state I set all 3 alarms last night (In case you don't know me very well I have issues with time) .Anyway, what was the point? am stark raving awake at 7.30am - Coach arrives at 10am = M-A-D-N-E-S-S.

Guess what? I didn't do any work today. Well done me.

I don't have a huge amount of wisdom to impart on you about the Everglades, aside from the fact that all words are literal. They are glades and they go on for ever. Swamp apples, are apples that live in the swamp, etc. I could go on but I fear you may log-off immediately.

Anyway, I thought pictures and captions would be much more exciting. (Most decent pics are on my proper camera sorry - so you get the phone ones)

It is THE day for Merrils (sp?). Thank you belatedly J for these puppies. They are uber perfect for marching about swamp land with some Alligators and Crocodiles. Did I mention this is the only place where they live naturally together? Well not exactly together but there is salt and sea water within close proximity so they're neighbours.

OK, this is just cruel and not that funny. They are dead but even so - perlease. Is it only me or is this just not that funny? Just me then. Tsk.




Here's the air boat driver, let's call him Chuck*. But actually what we should call him is Maniac. I decide that I will loiter in the queue and then sneak a side seat so I have the best view. BIG mistake. Not only am I 1 centimetre away from the Alligators but Maniac does all kinds of crazy spins and turns on the air boat. Which results in 1) Getting soaked, 2) Getting within 1 millimeter of the Alligators 3) Feeling like I'm going to die. Next time I'm pinning myself between 2 tourists; lets call them Mr & Mrs Fat-Americans**.
* His real name
** Their real names

There is a tiny spec somewhere in this photo of an actual Alligator. I got so excited with the digital SLR and then this phone camera I nearly tipped me and the hot chick in front of me into its mouth. So, sorry it's a rubbish shot. But I had to save myself and therefore you got this photo of some leaves. Honestly though, if you're still talking to me after reading all this for two weeks I'll show you the real pics. They're totally AWESOME! (I'm down with the lingo man)

Ah, who's that l'ill lady? My mum at this point is crying whilst reading this because she hasn't seen me for a week and she's probably worried because I only just about survive in London. It's OK Mum I'm alive, look!

(taken by hot chick in front of me whom I nearly killed in the last picture)

For those amongst you who have any kind of memory (that excludes all my clubbing buddies) you will see that I am a complete hypocrite. After the moral stand taken in the first picture I have now completely immersed myself in tourism.

I am holding a real Alligator. Whoa, is this little guy heavy. He has his mouth tied together with that black tape you use to tape up your car stereo. As any of you tom-boys know this stuff comes undone very easily. I look like I'm smiling in the picture but actually it's a grimace as I've just wet myself in utter fear.

Yep, that'll be the Everglades then. I did get some crazy water shots as we careered about just at the end of the creak. And to save our ears from air-boat deafness we got free earplugs as well.

After we got back I dashed to a bar in vain to watch Murray get completely outplayed by Senior Nadal, drank 3 beers and sulked home in a (why are we so crap?) mood....

Better new is... Tomorrow is Dexter Day. I am very excited (typical these days). I am going to cycle north to Bal Harbour (where Dex keeps his boat) and Bay Harbour (where Dex dumps his bodies - "The Bay Harbour Butcher"). I haven't found anyone of my own to kill yet. I might choose the guy who insulted me yesterday. Or perhaps the woman on my tour bus who pointed out 'everything' normal on the interstate. This simply must not go unpunished:
- Ooh a gas station
- Oh look honey a mango tree*
- Oh My God baby would you look at those abandoned clothes on the road!

DIE DIE DIE, STAB STAB STAB

* Obviously to you and me seeing mango trees is 'way' exciting, but to a local this is ear-bleedingly tedious.