Friday, October 3, 2008
London - The Idea Behind the Trip
Sunday, July 13, 2008
Providenciales - Friday 11th July - Saturday 12th July

Thanks for reading it, See ya. x
P.S. If you're interested I will add my holiday photos in picassa albums to this blog over the next week (get a life!)
Providenciales - Wildlife in Turks & Caicos
Barracuda![]() | Blue Parrot fish![]() | Butterfly fish![]() | Blue Tang (Mum, I saw Dorie from 'Finding Nemo'!)![]() |
Dark Parrot fish![]() | Green Parrot fish![]() | Grouper (Oh and I ate some of one of these too!)![]() | Mullet![]() |
Sergant major fish![]() | Surgeon fish ![]() |
Birds - There is a list of birds on the island on Wikipedia -http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_birds_of_the_Turks_and_Caicos_Islands
Common Ground Dove![]() | Great Egret![]() | Kiskadee![]() | Mourning Dove (Pink Pigeon) ![]() |
Osprey (Fish Hawk) | Rock Pigeon (Don't we have these in Trafalgar Square?) |
Caribbean Buckeye Butterfly (I think this is what it was. It was darker than the ones on Wiki though and had 2 ocelli and not 3...)![]() | Curly tailed lizards (These were dead cute - I even found one in my trousers - No, before I wore them) |
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Providenciales - Thursday 10th July

Here's a map and route (in red) of our travels. We head up to North West Point and then down and over to Malcolms Beach. Later, we go down to the south side of the island and visit South Dock.

This was amazing; completely deserted and very beautiful. On the way there we drive via Blue Hills beach which has lots of local restaurants and bars (sheds) on the side of the road.

We're very glad we have the Jeep as the majority of the way is a stone road or dirt/sand track. There trees and low-bush all the way, which means lots of butterflies and birds. We see a "Mourning dove", which is apparently very rare and lots of "Kiskadee" which may not be the right spelling (sorry Ken!)
When we get nearly to the tip of North West Point we stop and walk out onto the beach.
It is completely empty with amazing dark blue and turquiose water. We drive slightly further to the actual point and at the tip are two navigational posts.
On one of them two Fish Hawks (Osprey) have made a nest. They are both just sitting there 20 feet above us. They are huge and it is amazing to see such big birds up close. One of them swoops over my head so I know it's boss.
Then we walk over the tip of the point to the west side. This is much more dramatic with dried coral reef up to the side of the beach where the sea has receded. It is very hot so we risk a swim and have to walk over the coral to get out to sea.It is then that Kens' sandle gets stuck between two pieces of coral and he falls cutting his hands, leg and foot. It's very sharp stuff and also bits of coral get stuck in his hands. It is not the weather or location to be injured.
Luckly, after a beer and a sit down in the air-conditioning of the car, he feels ok to go somewhere where we can have a swim without killing ourselves. We head off to Malcolms Beach next.
2) Malcolms Beach (at Amanyara Resort)
The Amanyara resort is an exclusive low-level hotel for uber-rich camera shy types as it is near nothing and is completely secluded and gorgeous. There are sandy beaches and coral reef all around it. It has some of the best diving in Turks & Caicos (TCI) and we saw several dive boats moored up just on the edge of the reef.
After finding the place we stop for packed lunch and then head into the water to cool down. As it's low season in TCI there is no-one on the resort beach so we swim just to the side of it for ages. I am loathed to leave after a few hours but we decide to hunt down one more location before the day is done.
3) South Dock Bay
The area called Five Cays which is to the right of where we drive south has many more local residents and schools. The area after Five Cays, a thin strip of land with bays on both sides, is an expensive area with private detached houses.
The water on either side of this strip, South Dock Road, is the most turquoise water I have ever seen. There are no obvious beaches, or public routes down to the water, but from the road it is beyond pituresque.
There are small islands dotted throughout the water which add to the view. It reminds me a bit of the view from Croagh Patrick (St Patricks Mountain) on the West coast of Ireland with the islands dotted about the bay below.
After such a fresh-air-filled day of beautiful sights, amazing wildlife and injuries we are both pretty tired. We have dinner and discuss South American politics and the state of the British Government before calling it a night.
I say goodbye to Ken and take a final look over the beach and sea before heading back to the hotel to pack.
I am off home tomorrow and although I am loathed to leave my holiday I am also very excited to be going home.
Friday, July 11, 2008
Providenciales - Wednesday 9th July

It is wondrous down there, very nice. There are a few horrid development type buildings but as it's low season they are, thankfully, empty, and so is the beach.
The 'Big Blue Bus' (which is white) arrives and I am on my way. I'm very excited as I've not done this in the open sea before, only by the beach. I'm a bit nervous about all the non-human things in the water. This isn't helped by the photos of Sharks and Barracuda Ken showed me last night from his dive the day before. Great, was excited, now petrified - thanks Ken!

The Mum and daughters are like Russian Dolls they look so alike I keep staring at them and wondering if they are the same person in 3 ages. I get on with the Mum particularly well as she decides to make me her third daughter and mother me all the way.

We get where we're going, drop anchor and Donny adorns mask and jumps straight in the sea. "Come on in everyone." What no instructions? No "The exits are behind you" spiel? No, just get on your fins, your mask and get in with the sharks. Ok, fins on, mask, sort of on.

What I do at this point is try, whilst treading water, to master the art of snorkeling. Which is surprisingly hard. Your brain has to tell your nose not to try and breath in. Rather difficult actually and I swallow at least half the ocean before I master this. Once I do I am overwhelmed with the view. It's like peaking into a secret world, so clear, so many fish - wow.
The next two sites are equally brilliant, more so because I came face to face with 2 Barracudas. The great and petrifying thing about these guys is they just stop and look at you. They're not afraid of you. You obviously can hardly swim comparatively and they are the speed demons of the ocean. They also have lots of teeth and are about 6 feet long - longer than me - great.
After I recover and Donny laughs at me rather a lot I decide to jump back into the water in an "I'll show you" kind of way. I do this but the silver-back is nowhere to be seen.
At the next stop this is the real test. I am near the boat and the Italian couple who have been waxing lyrically about wishing they'd seen 'Silver-back' experience this flight fear as I see them in the distance moving to the boat quickly.
Sharks anyone? No thanks think I've had quite enough of big fish with teeth. I see tonnes of other fish and have compiled a list of all the wildlife I can remember seeing in my entry 'Wildlife on Turks & Caicos'.

Wednesday, July 9, 2008
Providenciales - Tuesday 8th July
Suffice to say I feel much better today. Breakfast is good, I talk to some North Americans here and potter about for 15mins before ordering a cab to the launderette. It's not far but as I'm new here I don't want to get lost. $12! Man, taxis are expensive - think I'll walk from now on.

I am doing this because my room is like a flat, oh and I have a fridge. To be specific: in my room I have 2 beds, a sideboard, a flat screen TV with 66 channels. A dining room table, a sofa, a coffee table, a fridge, an air-conditioning unit, and an iron and ironing board (breath). Wow, it's like a Condo. So I shall buy supplies which I can keep in the fridge and then hangout on my porch (I have a little patio area too) instead of eating out.
When I ask someone where the supermarket is and that I intend to walk there I get a look of utter madness and told not to walk, it is too far. How far? 3 miles. 3 miles - that's nothing. (Mad dogs and Englishmen right?) It's hotter that Tom Jones' pants out there so I decide I'll adorn a hat and play 'Justice' as loud as possible on the old faithful Jukebox. I get there but I'm a dripping sodden person when I do. And when I do, oh my. It's like a palace of food. Vegetables and fruit are greener and bigger than I've ever seen; the shelves are shining; the floor is shining; the peoples' smiles are shining - either I'm food deprived or this is one sparkling supermarket.
Unfortunately after this wondrous experience I then have to wait an hour for a taxi. The security guard 'Alvin' keeps me company. "My friends call me 'Big Man'" he coos, I resolutely call him 'Alvin'. After the 5th time he says he wishes he had a car as he'd take a break and whisk me home; oh and he's single right now actually... Harvey comes to my rescue.

As I've wasted most of the day washing clothes and shopping I have a quick lunch and hit the beach. It's totally different to Miami here.

"Beep! Beep! Beep! Beep!" - Christ, why didn't I leave the damn phone in the room?
I look down: "Beer?"
It's Kenny boy! Wahoo! Socialising! Screw solitude - I want a drink with a mate. I take a last look at the beach and dash back to the hotel to change. When I meet Ken coming up the drive I nearly break his neck off with my hug.
Providenciales - Monday 7th July

*In Hancock they eat meatballs 3 times and this has subliminally affected me.
Miami - 10 Things I Didn't Get To Do in Miami
- Eat at 'Tap Tap', a Haitian restaurant that I spotted on the way in a week ago. What a missed opportunity.
- Go to Wynwood and the Design District. If I'd left earlier to visit Little Havana I could have done this area too. Damn my mood that day and the thunderstorms.
- Visit the Bass Art Museum. Again, if that bike ride to Bal Harbour on Dexter Day had not been so exhausting. I went right past it on the way back but just couldn't face it.
- See Armin van Burren at Space on July 4th (Oh Timmy, if only you were here!).
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yk1Wp3ZPosc&feature=user. - Do my washing at the 'Laundry Bar'. I really needed to get my washing done and in this place you can sit and have a drink too.
- Find Muscle Beach. Is it my imagination or is that in Miami? I could not find it...
- Get a decent tan. I have brown arms and a red nose. Does that count?
- Go to an American Football game and eat a giant hot dog. This is not actually my fault. The season doesn't start until August.
- Drink a cocktail in a fancy Miami hotel bar. Most days I looked a wreck after cycling. Most nights I was asleep at 8. But I should have done this one really.
- Go to 'Tapas & Tintos'. I love Tapas and though it wasn't in the TO gospel I saw this when I went to the Cinemateque. Sigh, I love too much Tintos!
Tuesday, July 8, 2008
Miami - Sunday 6th July
No breakfast available at the hotel again today. Apparently the baker didn't show, but I think maybe he doesn't do weekends and this is a lie. Hmmm. I'm actually praying for a little rain as I don't want to have to drink beer at 10am. Luckily the pub I intend to watch the tennis in does breakfast: tea and scrambled eggs on toast would be perfect. The guy behind the bar tries to insist I get "fries with that". Is he mad? I give him my most English "Don't be so ridiculous", and scrambled eggs on toast, no fries, duly arrives.

I go to a different bar to watch the last set of the tennis, an Irish bar, which is actually very nice and enjoy the end of what has been one of the best games of tennis (and longest) I've ever seen. I hope it's down-loadable via iPlayer when I get back.

I decide to eat in the 11 street diner. It was shipped in from Milwaukee apparently and is really great inside. Very similar to the one on the A40(M), past Hanger Lane near to the Art Deco Tesco (old Hoover Building from the 30's); and very near where my Granny used to live in Northolt.


Pack, Pack, Pack.
3 alarms set
Mum on standby to call in the morning.
I have to be at the airport at 8am... Off to destination two tomorrow.
*The Mean Machine, or M&M (Eminem), became Marshall after he got me home from the Dexter Day heat exhaustion journey. What a trooper.